Workin' The 12 Steps of Decolonization in Canada - A 6 Part Mini-Series For CBC Radio One's "Day 6 With Brent Bambury" by Ryan McMahon

I am excited to announce that I am writing/recording a 6 part mini-series on decolonization in Canada for CBC Radio 1's long running, flagship, Saturday morning program, "Day 6 With Brent Bambury."

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I was shocked and pleased to have received an email from the Day 6 team inviting me to pitch an idea or series of ideas to them and I didn't hesitate to centre decolonization as the major discussion point that I think this country so desperately needs. I've argued for decolonization BEFORE reconciliation many times - I'm glad they're trusting me to have this conversation with hundreds of thousands of Canadian's for the next 5 weeks.

The mini-series airs weekly for the next 5 weeks. It's a comedy based (enough of the serious stuff all the time, allegedly, I'm a comedian) examination of the history of colonialism in Canada. There will be some mind-bending WTF moments and some colonialism 101 stuff. 

You can hear the 12 Step Program On Decolonization For Canada for the next 5 weeks nationally, every Saturday morning at 10AM or Sunday at 1AM on CBC Radio 1.


12 Steps To Decolonization In Canada

Step #1: We admit that we have become powerless over colonialism and that our lives have become unmanageable as a result.

If I could buy Canada one gift on its 150th birthday, I'd buy it a 12-step program.

No, not that 12-step program. A 12-step program on decolonization. 

In fact, if I had three wishes and a shirtless, magic genie ... well, it'd be awkward. But, I'd use all three of those wishes on an effort to decolonize this country. 

I don't have a magic genie or three wishes. And herein lies the rub. 

Many probably don't even believe Canada has a history of colonialism. 

This country is pretty good at ignoring its not-so-pretty past. Famously, just a few years ago, our former Prime Minister Stephen Harper said it himself.

Colonialism Is Definitely A Thing

So I know, I have my work cut out for me here.

Before a 12-step decolonization program can be implemented in this country, I need to argue that colonization even exists, or more than that, that it's an on-going system and structure that negatively affects Indigenous peoples and, in turn, Canadians.

Before we start, let's acknowledge just how ugly the word colonialism actually is.

Honestly, it has the word, colon in it. Yes, I went there. 

Now that we have the cheap jokes out of the way, let's dig in.

When we think of colonialism we think of 17th century European men on horseback. We don't often think of white men in business suits driving nice BMWs. I argue strongly that colonialism, its effects and its systems, are alive and well in Canada today. They just wear different clothes.

Yes, Canada. Your Canada. This Canada. 

Did you know that to create Canada, the government of the day created more than 1600 kilometres of roads to allow settlers easy passage for them to find the land they'd call home?

It was a whole system. It's called The Colonization Road Act.

These roads were called Colonization Roads. 

I know it sounds crazy, but me and my friend Michelle made a whole movie about it. It's called Colonization Road, it aired on the CBC this winter, it's online, check it out.


5 Quick Points That Prove Colonialism Is Alive And Well In Canada

5. It says it right in your song, the national anthem, it says it, in the song. Am I wrong? I mean, I've sung it a few hundred times through grade school. 

"Oh Canada, our home and native land." 

Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier, the guy who wrote the song, admitted it. He wrote it in the song. You admit it every time you sing it at a hockey game, your home is on Native land.

So. Can we Native people have a say over what goes on in these lands? Please? Canada?

Colonialism didn't just happen, it's ongoing.

4. Let's stay here a minute. We're not just going to skim past the land question, are we?! Let's keep talking about land.

Just 150 years ago, 100% of the land base of what is now Canada WAS Indigenous land. But today, in 2017, Canada, the Crown, JT, controls 99.8% of all lands in Canada. That means, Indigenous peoples, we have a say over and control of 0.2% of all land in Canada, and we wonder why we're poor?

Because. Colonialism. It didn't just happen, it's ongoing

3. Let's admit, the word itself, colonialism, makes you tune out.

It induces an eye roll of epic proportions. In fact, many people don't believe colonialism occurred in Canada - at all. So. Let's define the word itself.

Colonialism - the policy or practice of acquiring full or partial political control over another country. 

CHECK. 

Colonialsm - Occupying it with settlers

(looks around)

CHECK. 

And, Colonialism — exploiting it economically.

CHECK.

2. We are in the early stages of the National Inquiry into Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls.

An estimated 4,000 Indigenous women and girls have gone missing or have been murdered since 1980, when they started keeping track of this number.

Until everyone is safe in Canada, no one is safe in Canada. The statistics tell us we die sooner. Our education system is funded four times less than the mainstream. There are more than 100 First Nation communities under boil water advisories right now. There is no denying that in this country, some lives matter and some lives don't.

1. All of the issues we've talked about here are massive issues, but here is an issue that should provide us all with a bit of hope - the nation to nation talks that Justin Trudeau campaigned on.

It's exciting, possibilities are endless, even I have ideas ... like ... let Indigenous nations get 50 per cent of all monies made from natural resource exports. Just to start. Then, leave us alone, just for a bit. We'll call it a "break." It'll be like a divorce everyone saw coming. We can get along for the kids' sake, but, ya know, we'll be in different houses.

From there, Indigenous people, we will take care of our lives and in time we come back to the table ready to talk about what a NEW Canada might look like.

Because Colonialism? It didn't just happen. It's ongoing.

Unless we say it's not.

Then it's not.

Let's get to work.


You can hear the 12 Step Program On Decolonization For Canada for the next 5 weeks nationally, every Saturday morning at 10AM or Sunday at 1AM on CBC Radio 1.